I Am Sick

And it is the worst. I have thought that a lot of things before were the worst, and it turns out that being sick is actually the worst, because all those other things can still happen in addition to being sick. Its not like its anything life-threatening, or even that big of a deal, just a very sore throat and a fever, and a headache and a faceache and slight earache and some wonky dreams. And it sucks being sick on your own because you have to bring yourself crackers and sprite, although this was made slightly easier by the vending machine down the hall that I stumbled to after waking up in the middle of the night. Did I bring this upon myself by spending a majority of yesterday outside in the snow and cold? Probably. Do I regret it? No. And it probably won't last long, I've been eating at least one orange a day to prepare for this. So here's to a speedy recovery (at this point I toasted my laptop with my Sprite bottle; I hope its the sick that is making me this weird....ok, its probably not.)

EDIT: Googled "carbonation sore throat" and it actually makes it worse. At least I have the internet to take care of me.