If I Said What I Was Thinking, No One Would Like Me

You know what's been happening to me a lot lately? ...I will tell you.

     Sometimes I think a thought to myself, then seconds later, I think, "Whoa whoa whoa, are you even listening to yourself?" Here are some recent examples:

"Oh, it's fine! You just have an overactive conscience."

"Well, that only bugs me when I'm not the one doing it."

"She would be a really good candidate for What Not to Wear."

"Since I only had one piece of pizza, I can totally have ice cream and a cookie."

"He's too weird to talk to."

"Maybe there's still a chance that I can go to Hogwarts!"

"Checking Facebook is my number one priority right now."

     Yes, I know some of these might be a little offensive, but there are many more that I will not share and that make me glad that no one can read my mind. Hopefully by putting this on the internet, I will be more inclined to change my ways.