Things people have said to me that I think were supposed to be compliments

"You remind me of Adele. Sorry."

"Holy calves, Shae!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem like you're high all the time."

"It doesn't matter if you think your hair looks good, you have to do it like you always do it; it's what you're known for."

This man liked my address when I posted it on a girl's Facebook wedding invite (I was actually mostly creeped out by that one).

"You are more powerful than a lot of guys I know."
"When did you become photogenic?"

"Your outfit looks very... artistic."

"You have a very proportionate body."

I just decided to assume the best in these situations.