College is for Learners: Girl Chat

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Girl Chat

For my Health and Human Relations class we were asked to find a quote on romantic love, and I instantly thought of this one, so I thought I'd throw it up here since I've been so post-y lately. Actually always. Anyways:

"What really matters is that he will love you, that he will respect you, that he will honor you, that he will be absolutely true to you, that he will give you the freedom of expression and let you fly in the development of your own talents. He is not going to be perfect, but if he is kind and thoughtful, if he knows how to work and earn a living, if he is honest and full of faith, the chances are you will not go wrong, that you will be immensely happy.” Gordon B. Hinckley

Ok, let me hear it: "Aaawwwww."

If only every boy and every man would read this and really take it to heart. Because this is gold, right here. This is all we want, guys.

Sure, being really attractive and the ideal height and sporting some muscles and having physical strength to literally sweep me off my feet would be really nice. And I am such a sucker for chocolate brown puppy-dog eyes, although I wouldn't say no to a nice pair of baby blues either. Having similar tastes in music and hobbies and movies and food would all be bonuses (although not all the same of course—I don't want to marry myself.) A great and compatible-with-mine sense of humor is pretty important to me.

I guess there are a multitude of little qualities I can think of that if it were possible to request, I probably would. Although I will never forget the line of 500 Days of Summer: "She's better than the girl of my dreams...She's real." So maybe I wouldn't. But it would still be amazing to have a guy that would sing Beach Baby by Bon Iver to me at night while cuddling me to sleep, and that is probably not something that will just spontaneously come true.

Ok, yeah, I said the word marry, no avoiding that any longer.

Is now the right time for that, for me? I say unto you, nay.

But someday, I just hope to find someone who is on the same page as El Profeta, who, in my opinion, has got it right.

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Quote-Worthy

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My two-year old niece to me: "You're a big girl. But a little big girl."
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