I Think We All Know This Already

But I still found it interesting. I had to read it for a class, and if you haven't already, you might find it interesting as well:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/05/is-facebook-making-us-lonely/308930/

And because there is a McSweeney's for everything:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/counterintuitive-cover-stories-in-the-atlantic-magazine

I Googled it. Only two of them are real.

Edit: Unrelated note to self: do not listen to Small Bump by Ed Sheeran in public places anymore.